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[Sep. 23rd, 2006|01:47 am] |
Bootysatva: isthat nato
LokiRubsHisProstate: yeah....in all it's glory
LokiRubsHisProstate: sitting there like a million glistening caterpillar buttholes
Bootysatva: your mind is sexy
Bootysatva: nato is about at hot as a girl with an octopus shoved up her ass
LokiRubsHisProstate: also japanese
LokiRubsHisProstate: richard was like "it contains 500% of your daily vitamin k intake!"
LokiRubsHisProstate: fuck, vitamin K better be the vitamin you need to warp space and time
LokiRubsHisProstate: because that's what it would take to get me to swallow that whole thing
Bootysatva: the japanese usually get their vitamin k by eating shit
LokiRubsHisProstate: this convo is LJ approved.
Bootysatva: even the puking 90 bucks of sushi part
LokiRubsHisProstate: no, i lost the non snot food part
Bootysatva: i did it after shaking the chef's hand
Bootysatva: do i get extra points
LokiRubsHisProstate: in front of him?
Bootysatva: i left the table with urgency
Bootysatva: visible urgency
LokiRubsHisProstate: half points
LokiRubsHisProstate: full points for throwing up while the chef watched
Bootysatva: change my name to OdinRubsHisProstate
LokiRubsHisProstate: no way
I win this round, Bond. |
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| sup, LA. |
[Mar. 7th, 2006|01:49 am] |
the guy driving this looked like isaac hayes. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2006|07:48 pm] |
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Regardless whether we resist them, we are shaped by the pressures of our environment.
-Bene Gesserit Codex
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Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam.
-That Bitch from George Clinton's Funkadelic |
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[Aug. 27th, 2005|02:27 pm] |
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Gage, we should visit Peron in Japan, salaryman. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2005|01:26 pm] |
Every convo with Karen evar:
owmyhandsaidtyr: CUFTNS
karenatspies: having an argument about socialized medicine with a hippie
karenatspies: WHY
owmyhandsaidtyr: http://www.livejournal.com/community/azjournal/
owmyhandsaidtyr: find me a wide lens
owmyhandsaidtyr: find me a wide lens NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
karenatspies signed off at 1:24:17 PM. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2005|12:39 pm] |
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[Nov. 9th, 2004|10:33 pm] |
OwMyHandSaidTyr: how's the new job
yourpillarofsalt: odd. I see a lot of celebrities
yourpillarofsalt: Yoko Ono was around the other day
OwMyHandSaidTyr: did she glide across the floor on her toes and have no pupils
yourpillarofsalt: no, she was shooting her new video
OwMyHandSaidTyr: D: |
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[Sep. 19th, 2004|11:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | I'll fucking house you, girl. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | " I want peanuts" gasped the tuba | ] |
I candied up my nose with four tons of ajax and wrote love letters to a Romanian au pair who has been dead since the 15th century.
She may, or may not have been autistic.
More to come as the situation develops.
In other news: Getting lost is like taking a vacation from knowing what you are doing. |
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From who else, but ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) rdg |
[Jun. 24th, 2004|06:09 pm] |
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| | drinking@werk | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Logging stuff | ] |
wrecksteppin: see,
wrecksteppin: i know i would end up doing something like this.
OwMyHandSaidTyr: but why else would you go to law school? |
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| Paging Dr. Lovecraft |
[May. 14th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
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| | VAST, POLYMORPHOUS LOATHING. | ] |
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| | DJ Thraa of Ilarnkek: Eatin ur bones :) | ] |
Arturo gave me birthday mushrooms and we spent the day at the beach.
FIrst things first, we stepped in black goo (what we would later realize was tar) that was all over the rocks, then a sea lion beached itself and started screaming at us in these awful death spasms. The Marine Animal Rescue Something or Other showed up and told he had some kind of acid poisoning.
Then I made a nameless discovery on the beach. On my way back from the fray, I spotted what consisted of a tiny white pouch of shimmering opalescent skin. The thing was shaped like two elliptoid Nautaloid shells joined in the center by a fatty, iridescent membrane. The pouches terminated in what could be described as vestigial tentacles. Veins and what I assume were organs could be seen floating inside when I held it up to the sun.
There can be no other explanation.
DWIGHT, IF INDEED THIS ROTTING CORPSE COULD BE CONSIDERED HE, TORE INTO HSADDDDDDDDDDDDDF :DS<F< Af ,advld',xvlz;;;;;;;;;;xz''',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,' |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 9th, 2004|02:52 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Republican | ] |
| [ | music |
| | DJ Dubya Bee: I Shot J.S. Mill (Endless Patriot Mix) | ] |
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| This is better than coke off Ann Coulter's tits. |
[Feb. 20th, 2004|02:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Tru Thuggin' like Putin. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | J-pop and Gwar at the same time. | ] |
“Obviously these events are influencing my decision. People need to be involved in this decision. Marriage ought to be defined by the people and not by the courts. And I'm watching it carefully." --George Bush
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