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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2006|01:47 am]
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Bootysatva: isthat nato
LokiRubsHisProstate: yeah....in all it's glory
LokiRubsHisProstate: sitting there like a million glistening caterpillar buttholes
Bootysatva: your mind is sexy
Bootysatva: nato is about at hot as a girl with an octopus shoved up her ass
LokiRubsHisProstate: also japanese
LokiRubsHisProstate: richard was like "it contains 500% of your daily vitamin k intake!"
LokiRubsHisProstate: fuck, vitamin K better be the vitamin you need to warp space and time
LokiRubsHisProstate: because that's what it would take to get me to swallow that whole thing
Bootysatva: the japanese usually get their vitamin k by eating shit
LokiRubsHisProstate: this convo is LJ approved.
Bootysatva: even the puking 90 bucks of sushi part
LokiRubsHisProstate: no, i lost the non snot food part
Bootysatva: i did it after shaking the chef's hand
Bootysatva: do i get extra points
LokiRubsHisProstate: in front of him?
Bootysatva: i left the table with urgency
Bootysatva: visible urgency
LokiRubsHisProstate: half points
LokiRubsHisProstate: full points for throwing up while the chef watched
Bootysatva: change my name to OdinRubsHisProstate
LokiRubsHisProstate: no way



I win this round, Bond.
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2006|12:58 am]
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hey ryo:

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(no subject) [Apr. 23rd, 2006|08:58 pm]
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RHYMES WITH JOY.
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sup, LA. [Mar. 7th, 2006|01:49 am]
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the guy driving this looked like isaac hayes.
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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|02:39 am]
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balla

http://www.nomarriage.com/award.html
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2006|07:48 pm]
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[music |solar system: too broke to be tired]

Regardless whether we resist them, we are shaped by the pressures of our environment.
-Bene Gesserit Codex

-=-=-=-=

Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam.
-That Bitch from George Clinton's Funkadelic
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its true. [Jan. 28th, 2006|01:26 pm]
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the dark commander sauron and a face that swarms with bees i'd give it all away if i could find my fucking keys.
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Mind Killer indeed, Mr. Anderson [Dec. 15th, 2005|10:21 pm]
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Heidegger is to Frank Herbert as The Terminator movies are to Kevin Anderson

'nuff said.
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2005|02:27 pm]
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Gage, we should visit Peron in Japan, salaryman.
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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2005|01:09 am]
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Are you tru ana4avril? by malaclypse
name
age
Is your heart tru??
are u punk???
weight (kg)22,416
how ana r u??a bit ana!
avreal says:"crying @ the discoteque 4 u"
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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