scurvy is great.

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:47:31 GMT

Bootysatva: isthat nato
LokiRubsHisProstate: yeah....in all it's glory
LokiRubsHisProstate: sitting there like a million glistening caterpillar buttholes
Bootysatva: your mind is sexy
Bootysatva: nato is about at hot as a girl with an octopus shoved up her ass
LokiRubsHisProstate: also japanese
LokiRubsHisProstate: richard was like "it contains 500% of your daily vitamin k intake!"
LokiRubsHisProstate: fuck, vitamin K better be the vitamin you need to warp space and time
LokiRubsHisProstate: because that's what it would take to get me to swallow that whole thing
Bootysatva: the japanese usually get their vitamin k by eating shit
LokiRubsHisProstate: this convo is LJ approved.
Bootysatva: even the puking 90 bucks of sushi part
LokiRubsHisProstate: no, i lost the non snot food part
Bootysatva: i did it after shaking the chef's hand
Bootysatva: do i get extra points
LokiRubsHisProstate: in front of him?
Bootysatva: i left the table with urgency
Bootysatva: visible urgency
LokiRubsHisProstate: half points
LokiRubsHisProstate: full points for throwing up while the chef watched
Bootysatva: change my name to OdinRubsHisProstate
LokiRubsHisProstate: no way

I win this round, Bond.

Fri, 05 May 2006 08:03:52 GMT

hey ryo:

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:03:35 GMT

RHYMES WITH JOY.

sup, LA.

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:55:20 GMT

the guy driving this looked like isaac hayes.

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:40:09 GMT

balla

http://www.nomarriage.com/award.html

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:52:47 GMT

Regardless whether we resist them, we are shaped by the pressures of our environment.
-Bene Gesserit Codex

-=-=-=-=

Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam.
-That Bitch from George Clinton's Funkadelic

its true.

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:28:18 GMT

the dark commander sauron and a face that swarms with bees i'd give it all away if i could find my fucking keys.

Mind Killer indeed, Mr. Anderson

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:27:07 GMT

Heidegger is to Frank Herbert as The Terminator movies are to Kevin Anderson

'nuff said.

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 21:32:20 GMT

Gage, we should visit Peron in Japan, salaryman.

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 08:10:23 GMT

Are you tru ana4avril? by malaclypse
name
age
Is your heart tru??
are u punk???
weight (kg)	22,416
how ana r u??	a bit ana!
avreal says:	"crying @ the discoteque 4 u"

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 16:29:14 GMT

http://www.merchmonster.net/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=229&HS=1

lollacaust.

i found it here:

http://www.conservativepunk.com/index.asp

Addendum

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:28:14 GMT

Every convo with Karen evar:

owmyhandsaidtyr: CUFTNS
karenatspies: having an argument about socialized medicine with a hippie
karenatspies: WHY
owmyhandsaidtyr: http://www.livejournal.com/community/azjournal/
owmyhandsaidtyr: find me a wide lens
owmyhandsaidtyr: find me a wide lens NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
karenatspies signed off at 1:24:17 PM.

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 08:08:46 GMT

home

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 19:39:58 GMT

home 4/05a
Originally uploaded by CrabRangoon.

Here's all you get:

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 06:42:38 GMT

OwMyHandSaidTyr: how's the new job
yourpillarofsalt: odd. I see a lot of celebrities
yourpillarofsalt: Yoko Ono was around the other day
OwMyHandSaidTyr: did she glide across the floor on her toes and have no pupils
yourpillarofsalt: no, she was shooting her new video
OwMyHandSaidTyr: D:

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 06:51:52 GMT

I candied up my nose with four tons of ajax and wrote love letters to a Romanian au pair who has been dead since the 15th century.

She may, or may not have been autistic.

More to come as the situation develops.

In other news: Getting lost is like taking a vacation from knowing what you are doing.

From who else, but rdg

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 01:10:05 GMT

wrecksteppin: see,
wrecksteppin: i know i would end up doing something like this.
OwMyHandSaidTyr: but why else would you go to law school?

Paging Dr. Lovecraft

Sat, 15 May 2004 04:16:52 GMT

Arturo gave me birthday mushrooms and we spent the day at the beach.

FIrst things first, we stepped in black goo (what we would later realize was tar) that was all over the rocks, then a sea lion beached itself and started screaming at us in these awful death spasms. The Marine Animal Rescue Something or Other showed up and told he had some kind of acid poisoning.

Then I made a nameless discovery on the beach. On my way back from the fray, I spotted what consisted of a tiny white pouch of shimmering opalescent skin. The thing was shaped like two elliptoid Nautaloid shells joined in the center by a fatty, iridescent membrane. The pouches terminated in what could be described as vestigial tentacles. Veins and what I assume were organs could be seen floating inside when I held it up to the sun.

There can be no other explanation.

DWIGHT, IF INDEED THIS ROTTING CORPSE COULD BE CONSIDERED HE, TORE INTO HSADDDDDDDDDDDDDF :DS<F< Af ,advld',xvlz;;;;;;;;;;xz''',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 21:53:00 GMT

This is better than coke off Ann Coulter's tits.

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 23:03:01 GMT

“Obviously these events are influencing my decision. People need to be involved in this decision. Marriage ought to be defined by the people and not by the courts. And I'm watching it carefully." --George Bush

Irony, King of Spades.

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 18:55:50 GMT

Is it any wonder that this man is my idol?

Sat, 06 Dec 2003 09:50:33 GMT

God Bless Ryan Gage.

wrecksteppin: i wsa such an sasshole tonight
wrecksteppin: i wsa like
wrecksteppin: asing
wrecksteppin: ashing
wrecksteppin: cigarettzes on pepople who wrenet vip
wrecksteppin: nad was lekie "WHERZ MY VODKA"
wrecksteppin: i lfet teh cluba nd the sun was ip and i called zemand and eh was like 'dude u r a legend"
wrecksteppin: u ui guess i darank like two bottles fo champgane
wrecksteppin: nad was like puoring it out on peoplez heasd
wrecksteppin: i mte a model tonight
wrecksteppin: nad she was liek i do work for topshop
wrecksteppin: nad i said tehn why si your chest flat
wrecksteppin: haha
wrecksteppin: seh was hot but i wanst inmpressed
wrecksteppin: btu seh had drink vouchers so taht was cool
* * *
wrecksteppin: i avge
wrecksteppin: iu have a wristband
wrecksteppin: tat says
wrecksteppin: "Erockstar'"
queenbritneyfan4: i know, i got your text message
wrecksteppin: and teh security called em
wrecksteppin: me
queenbritneyfan4: i was stoked for you
wrecksteppin: a fuckgin 'acloholicc]'
wrecksteppin: and i wsa like
wrecksteppin: "FCKU U I AHEV CHAMPGANE"

Sun, 02 Nov 2003 09:22:16 GMT

Brott hefr Bersi setta,
bei∂is hann å rei∂i
valkjøsanda at visu
vins, heitkonu mina,
pås unni mer manna,
mist hefk flø∂s ens tvista, pa kysstak mey miklu
mest, daglengis flestan

Bersi has taken away,
--he certainly has my anger (lit: anger of the offerer of the corpse-chooser's wine)
--my betrothed,
she who lived me most of all men,
--I have lost the sorrowful woman-
the girl I kissed many times
all day long.

* * *

It is no surprise that an Old Icelandic word for 'heart' means: meeting-place of the blood-paths

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 16:16:36 GMT

Caucasian Club on hold until student completes application

The 15-year-old met with Principal Eric Volta briefly Thursday morning for an informal discussion about the club and her well-being, Volta said.

"I talked to her about the process and made sure she was OK emotionally,'' Volta said

"Caucasian is broad, it's not one specific thing,'' the 16-year-old said. ``There's no need for a Caucasian Club because they're not a minority.''

Yeah, sure Charnae (no, that's really her name. I'm serious. Go look. )Like your Black Student Union is 100% Zulu.

!@$!%!%#%$

The term 'Causasian' is a refrence to the northern region of the Caucasus Mountains. They aren't even PART of the European Continent. The people from this region look Meditarrean, or even middle eastern. HOW this term has gotten to be used for people with white skin is beyond me.

Gymnosophistai spin naked in thier graves, powering the dim reality that We are crimes of conception

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 06:43:42 GMT

OwMyHandSaidTyr:if this were occuring in any other temporal context i would be FIGHTING in a JESUIT ARMY
OwMyHandSaidTyr:

OwMyHandSaidTyr:i'm really close to accepting my irish catholic heritage
Talk2ThaDamnd: Heh.
Talk2ThaDamnd: Same.
OwMyHandSaidTyr:well
OwMyHandSaidTyr:grudgingly accepting it
OwMyHandSaidTyr:like socrates death sentance
OwMyHandSaidTyr:an appropriate analogy !
Talk2ThaDamnd: It's more an aesthetic and ethic than a theology.
OwMyHandSaidTyr:no, it is certainly a theology.
OwMyHandSaidTyr:but its a historicity first
OwMyHandSaidTyr:its an identity
Talk2ThaDamnd:Yes.
Talk2ThaDamnd:As I said
OwMyHandSaidTyr:yeah,
OwMyHandSaidTyr:youre right
Talk2ThaDamnd: I have a TROWEL on my wrist.
OwMyHandSaidTyr: i have a ROMAN NUMERAL
Talk2ThaDamnd: hahahaha
Talk2ThaDamnd: It's awesome how we both have ROMAN NUMERAL NOMENCLATURE.
Talk2ThaDamnd: Our symbolism defies explanation.
OwMyHandSaidTyr: as its intent.
Talk2ThaDamnd: Our culture is so neutered.
Talk2ThaDamnd: Things like Columbine are desperate attempts to RECLAIM manhood in a society nursed on a silicon tit.
OwMyHandSaidTyr:if this were occuring in any other temporal context i would be FIGHTING in a JESUIT ARMY
Talk2ThaDamnd: I can't agree with ANYTHING the Vatican puts out.
OwMyHandSaidTyr:to SLAY diosecians
Talk2ThaDamnd: Hah hah hah hah.
Talk2ThaDamnd:YES.
OwMyHandSaidTyr: I want to be a Templar.
Talk2ThaDamnd: We already Are.

: \

fear.

Give me telos and I'l give you my blood.